Friday, October 15, 2010

The Winner!

the winning list is... THINGS TO DO WHEN YOU"RE INVISIBLE.
congratulations.

- Poke an irksome acquaintance in the face until they go insane.
- Pretend I'm a "voice" and whisper bad (but funny) ideas in the Queen's ears.
- Pretend I'm the voice of God, visit the Pope and tell him he looks good in a dress.
- Write "your fly is undone" on fogged up glass in public places.
- Sing (badly) into the mic on an empty stage in a busy bar.
- Trip up "posers" as they walk down the street.
- Continually turn someone's TV to the Bible channel.
- Yell "He IS the Kwizats Hadderach!" at a kid's Christening.
- Carry a penguin around under my arm to make people think they could fly all along.
- Do the above with other animals...particularly household pets.
- Wear a sheet and be a ghost.
- Spy on people I hate and use the gathered information against them. Mwahahahaha!
- Infiltrate and Area 51.
- Go on free flights.
- Never pay for another cinema ticket.
- Confuse the automatic doors that run on pressure sensors.
- Stow away in Johnny Depp's shower...he he he.
- Read top secret government files.
- Convince kids in toy stores that I am a possessed teddy bear.

thank you to all those who entered, they were all great.

could the writer of this list please email me at cherry-banana-split@hotmail.com with the address to send the book to and some information to help me pick a book for you. your age, genre preferences and the titles of a few of your favourite books would be a good start.

4 comments:

Nomes said...

this is so so funny! i love the fly being undone on windows one and the Johnny Depp one! Awesome list and such a great comp (i was a failure though - but glad someone else gets to read some awesome aussie stuff!)

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Elle said...

That was mine! Woop woop! Have emailed details :) L x

Luisa at Chicklish said...

This is brilliant! Congratulations, Elle! I loved reading that.

Ismé said...

That was a really funny list!
Congratulations!